Yep. We’ve been here before, too. Literally and figuratively. Business stops coming in. Cash keeps going out. The walls are closing in, and your eyelids are open all night. We’ll help you…
Fast, clean websites that customers like, and Google does too so they’ll rank you higher in searches. We’ll customize your site so people can buy what you sell, book a nail appointment, or order a pizza. Or whatever it is that you do or sell…
Local businesses need local customers. Most SEO agencies don’t understand this, but we do. Because we used to own a local business. We still do, but we used to also…
You know when you Google something and a map appears with three businesses underneath it? That is the heart of local search, and we’ll make sure your heart is healthy. We’re not doctors, but it’s not exactly rocket surgery.
We’ll turn happy customers into a steady stream of 5-star reviews, and if you didn’t do anything too terrible to them, maybe your not-so-happy customers too.
Ah, the dream of owning your own business. The lifestyle, the wealth, the glamour. You own your own business, but all of that still feels like a dream? We can help with that too…
Catch every lead and follow up while you sleep. Even the one from the guy whose brain woke him up at 2am thinking about whatever it is you sell. Then we’ll ask him for a 5-star review (but don’t worry, we won’t wake him up to do it).
We will have ChatGPT, Grok, Gemini, and the other AIs learn from your content to answer people’s questions and send them to your business. And if you’re nice to us, we’ll ask them not to send the Terminators.
The first time we started a business, we didn’t know how either. We figured it out the hard way. Now we know a lot about it, and we can help you so you don’t have to…
Hate social media? Suck at it? Just let us do it for you. We’ll create the content and post for you using a strategy that brings you many customers, wealth, and great success… (we stole that last part from a fortune cookie).
Great at what you do but not so good at running a business? We can help your business run smoother and more efficiently, and show you where you’re leaking money so you can stuff more of it into your pockets. This B.O. doesn’t stink.
Feeling overwhelmed? Can’t keep up with all your tasks? Technologically challenged like our Uncle Dan? Let us set up the technology to make your job easier and your business more efficient, and don’t worry, it’ll be easy to use. If Uncle Dan can do it so can you.
In certain situations, paying for Google or Facebook ads is a good option. A good campaign requires careful research, analysis, and setup. Our nerds will get you the most bang for your buck.
It’s actually a whole nerd, but they work fractionally for you, so you don’t have to pay their whole nerd salary. It’s like having your own employee that’s expert in all things websites, SEO, AEO, GEO, AI automations, social media, and everything small business. A strategic whiz that keeps your business healthy and scaling bigger and bigger. How much would that be worth to you? Our fractional nerd service makes it a reality for your small business, for the same cost of a low-level or part-time employee. A combination of Software-as-a-Service (SaaS), AI Automations, and Business Consulting.
We started our first business with a couple of broken-down machines and an old box truck, no money, and nobody to show us how.
Over the years, we got ripped off and screwed over by top-rated SEO and website agencies, bookkeepers, accountants, and attorneys. We got completely screwed by Google three different times. Each time it nearly put us out of business and in the poor house.
But like that pesky cartoon coyote with his absurd persistence, we took our beatings and kept coming back for more. We crawled out of the depths of small business hell more times than we’d prefer to remember, and we grew that little operation into a million-dollar business. Then we sold it. Adios. Now we help people like you, so you don’t have to do what we did.
Have a seat on our couch. Tell us all your problems (only your business problems though). We’ll identify the underlying issues and create a plan that will have you feeling better in no time.
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